kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

i-am-broken:

i know i  joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.

(Source: i-am-broken)

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET


jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

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