I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
i know i joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball